So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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