**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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