If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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