i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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