thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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