i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Randomize
