i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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