READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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