this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
