So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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