There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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