its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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