Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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