I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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