Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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