You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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