what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
My pussy is not your playground.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
