I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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