At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i drank out of a bidet.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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