Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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