Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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