i just sent this text using only my big toe
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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