She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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