i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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