I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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