Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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