google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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