to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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I need you to use more vowels.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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