Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
God I need to hump something, right now.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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