The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
