Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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