is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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