we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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