We need to rekindle our bromance
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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