Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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