susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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