And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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