I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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