we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Randomize
