Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She said her name was "party"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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