i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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