Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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