Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize