Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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