can u get pink eye on your cock?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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