i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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