That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize