The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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