you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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