You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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