Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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