How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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