My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I am mentally ready for anal.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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