Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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