I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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