You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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