I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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