am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
well you can't waste a boner
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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